I have a flat butt & people say I should hide in a cave but I don’t care, they’ll never get to see it in the flesh
Andrew Hansen
Published Sep 10, 2026
A WOMAN who has been trolled over her flat butt has hit back at the meanies who insist they'd hide in a cave if they were her.
Butts come in all shapes and sizes - some are more round, others jiggle, whilst some are more on the flat side. TikTok user Chloe Xandria's bum belongs in the latter category.

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But whilst the young fashionista, from the US, may have no confidence issues, mean trolls always have something to say about her body.
Chloe recently shared on TikTok, that one meanie even revealed they wouldn't be comfortable leaving their home with her butt - something the troll dubbed a ''violation''.
The person brutally said: "That was a str8 [straight] violation, I would delete all social media and go live in a Cave if it were me.''
Luckily, none of this has seemed to have affected the stylish Chloe, who posted a response, hitting back at the troll remarks.
Uploading the clip on her TikTok page, Chloe even joked comparing herself to a famous animated character.
''Yes, I look like Hank Hill from the back,'' she said in the video.
The fictional character and the main protagonist of the Fox animated television series King Of The Hill is often complaining about back issues - and according to one doctor on the show, it's because of a fictional genetic disorder called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome (DGS).
Chloe went on: ''I was blessed with a low butt crack and a low butt.
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''But you know what? They all look the same bent over,'' she chuckled.
''So if you, too, have been blessed with Hank Hill body, have no shame.
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''My a** could be flatter than a business card - and you still wouldn't get any.''
Posted on the popular social media platform less than a day ago, the video has already won over 200k views, as people raced to comment and show support.
One person wrote: ''I heard someone say 'even a pancake is cake' and I thought that was beautiful.''
A second penned: ''okay that has to be the best comeback at the end.''
Someone else chimed in: "I have the same exact body type!!
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"That’s just how we were made!!! And we are still beautiful!'' .
And one person added: ''And nothing but the truth!! Tell him!!''

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